Friday, June 01, 2007

Sexy Equals Stupid

Sex is like ears. Goofy! Way goofy!

It's all about making babies. It's ONLY about making babies. It's all about continuing the human race. People just THINK it's fun. It really isn't. It's a mess. It's a mechanism that triggers endorphin release which tricks humans into thinking that it's fun. It's a scam! Why don't people realize this? Humans pretend and convince themselves that it's about making each other feel good. What a joke!

My sex driver loves to see hot. Do I want to touch it? Sure! Do I want to slip in? Of course! Will I make the move? Hell no! Not worth it! Not even the tiniest bit worth it. It's too much of an aggravation. Gotta think about tricking that ovulation machine. Gotta think about how to hide the wind-breakage. Gotta think about who gets up first to change that diaper.

Look at all the trouble people get into simply to have an orgasm. The sex driver gets its wires crossed and thinks that a 3 year old boy is an erotic object. Oops! Wait, did I say that the oopser was male? No-o-o! Did you assume "he" was? Heh heh HA HA (cough!) Wha-? Why don't those crossed wires trip a brain circuit breaker?

BTW, I will personally do all I can to send that oopser to jail for life.

Speaking of crossed wires, a man craves a man? A woman craves a woman? That's freakin' funny! It's just crossed wires. It's just screwing up lives.

Supposedly sex is about "making" love. Expressing love. That's a joke. What exactly about stimulating genitals means a person loves another person? "Ooh, ooh, I think I love that person. I can't wait to stimulate that person's genitals and have that person stimulate mine to orgasm!" That's bullshit. That's the sex driver driving drunk. Don't believe it? Try having your gay sex without alcohol for a week or so.

Love is deep friendship. Love is looking out for a particular person's well-being. Love is wanting that particular person to feel good. Love is stimulating that person's genitals until that person has an orgasm. Wait a minute, where am I going with this? This was supposed to be a rant about DNA manipulating the human race into thinking that sex was actually just for fun.